Curly Fans
Who is Curly?
Curly is just "Some Cat on the Internet," nobody special. He's "definitely not cute, and rumors that [he's] funny‚ sweet‚ or a cuddly, fluffy pillow are greatly exaggerated."
He is the most laid-back tom cat you’ve ever spun a good yarn with, and will gladly share a story and his recipe for a notoriously potent Margarita.
Curly's made no secret of his loathing of lasagna and spaghetti, and has been observed to be extremely excitable by mini golf.
We surveyed at least 20 people, and 97.3% of respondents asked "Who the ████ is Curly?" Among those personally familiar with "The Cat," some of his most enjoyable traits include:
A sense of humor that swings from dry and deadpan, to slapstick and absurd
Frequent involuntary double-entendre, are we still doing "Phrasing?"
Seems immune to humiliation, rolling with the punches, often plays along with his haters
[You're wrong]
[I mean it, I'm not as nice as you think I am]
[No, just no, you know who you are.]
[I appreciate that you feel that way, but it's my website, I have to keep up appearances, and I've already said too much.]
Fanart!
All fanart was submitted via the
Catbox of Chaos
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Keep your money to yourself, if anything I've done made your day a little bit better, that's all I care about.
But, if you insist... Here's a link. Promise not to click it.
I mean it, you'll regret it. Keep your money, or give it to someone who actually deserves it.
It's probably not a real link anyways, you're probably just gonna get rickrolled or something. Don't click it.